DEAR STANDARD BANK ,

 Recently around the 3rd of December we received a rather disturbing sms from standard bank home loans urging us to call this number +27 ( 082 ) 0070220 saying “ Dear Client your Standard Bank Home Loan is overdue . Please pay urgently to prevent hand over or call us on 0860102207 to discuss payment . “  We did only to be told our home had been placed in “ REHABILITATION “ now knowing our home to be of “ sober “ habits we naturally questioned this assumption - “ NO JOKES “ we were told by the slightly bemused call operator on the other side, “ YES YOUR HOUSE IS IN REHABILITATION & WOULD NOT BE COMING OUT FOR SOME TIME ! “  Knowing our home to be of sound character , having never seen it take a drink , smoke a joint or even venture out to any nearby shebeen , we like concerned parents were naturally disappointed with the stigma and accusations implied by standard bank , could standard bank perhaps be losing it , maybe it was in need of rehab , and not the other way around !
Which has made us think , are there any other homes out there in “ rehab “ and if so should we start a support group – visit http://standardblank.ning.com to find out more !

Thanking you ,
A concerned tea – totataller !